gots an ealses on internets, yup.
special sites for meees, for my public and fans and gaetourse, chiquens, bougses. gots bahrniards.
gots a Doges, makes em on a ranche. Scienctce.
-"woofe"
Produces best resultse and quantity. Contacts youre Gaetoures for informations.
Scoutse em ups. Gots noe Scouters, drives em.
If you needs a rides we negotiates, then you gives it ups and rides with noe Ealse.
EXPLAINSS NEW TECHNOLOGIES SPACE
Gots lots of da emails about no Space, gots Mealse Planets with Museums for Meeees and Gaetourse, etc. How's you gots no meelase? We explains to yous:
You makes noe Mealses, then we powers it up no Wormholes, made with Scientce. Take whole star systems of no powers to opens up no Wormshole, then hooks it up to mealse conduits.
So it's easier for youse to understands, we makes little pictures for yous:
Oh you knoawes, so you gives it up when you hears the sounds alarms and no warnings:
"Cautions! Wormholes opens"
Then it's times to gives it up for no Ealses. Oh you knoawese.
NEWSFLASH:
Goes back to space. Ain't got no reasons to hang outs here on no Earths no more, goes to space where they gots mealses planets and friendly peoples who enjoys my musics. Now everyonee finds outs what's it's likes if you ain't got noe Easleses. Bye byes. -Your Ealses
NEWSES
gots new pt's, what I drives is golds. maybe you looks at it
looks for helps to work on no sciences ranch down on the ranges. you can contacts Gaytowrs, or whatevers.
if you ain't gots no mealses, they gots
puts up my music on no web for listens to soon. makes a lotsa musics, populars!
www.eales.us